Too Fast

HmI can run a Ahundred miles withHmout stopping for Arest

I can stay underwater for five minutes on a single breath

GWhen I focus my mind I Aalways reach my goal

But there’s one thing I cannot control

I come too Dfast Dmaj7, I come too D7fast G

A Acouple strokes and my eHmrection is a Athing of the Dpast

I come too fast, I come too fast

Sometimes it’s even game over before I take off my pants

I’ve read all the articles and I’ve tried every trick

Thinking of sports or of naked Kathy Bates in About Schmidt

If the girl’s on top, sometimes I’ll last a minute or two

But if we doggy-style, oh man, I’m screwed!

I come too fast, I come too fast

I carry a spare pair of underwear in case a girl sits on my lap

I come too fast, I come too fast

I swear I’ll even shoot my load if a fly lands on my shaft

DOooh… A Dm

Oh, dammit!